014: Japan 2016 Day 16 | Tokyo - Cheating the system

2016年 12月 28日 (水)

Opening the lodge door, I checked to see if our taxis arrived. The sight before me was nothing but thick beds of snow. Biiiiiii- For the past few days, snowfall was on the lighter side with it being a smidge better yesterday. But of course, on the day that we leave, it decided to pour down heavily with snow. Just your typical Luan luck.

P014JPND1601 looking out from the door, snow has fallen thick in the early morning.jpg
P014JPND1602A view of a snowy mountain range as the train departs from Hakuba station.jpg
P014JPND1602B some country houses on the near a train line.jpg
P014JPND1603A the boy tries to fight the temptation of messing with his friend.jpg
P014JPND1603B in the end, the boy teases his prey.jpg
P014JPND1604 in a groggy state, the boy licks his luaggage.jpg
P014JPND1605 random things.jpg
P014JPND1606 girl reviewing the footage on the camera.jpg
P014JPND1607 fascinated with the new surroundings, the boy adapts to the station.jpg
P014JPND1608 train tracks covered by the thick snowfall.jpg
P014JPND1609 everything in sight is covered with a thick layer of snow.jpg
P014JPND1610 train waiting at the station for passengers to board.jpg
P014JPND1611A standing in the pouring snow, the girl poses for the camera.jpg
P014JPND1611B  girl stands in the cold snow and poses for the camera.jpg
P014JPND1612 bench seats covered by a cold cushion of snow.jpg
P014JPND1613 boy looking down gloomily.jpg
P014JPND1615 as one girl laughs at the sight, the other is intrigued.jpg
P014JPND1616 the mountain range enveloped by the snow.jpg
P014JPND1617 train worker walking alongside the rail.jpg
P014JPND1618 leaning against the safety wall, the girl flicks through her phone.jpg
P014JPND1619A boy with beanie looks out to the train tracks.jpg
P014JPND1619B boy with beanie takes a sip of hot tea.jpg
P014JPND1620 shinkansen smoothly rolls up to the station.jpg
You used to call me on my payphone

You used to call me on my payphone

After settling into our bnb (thankfully clean), we jetted off for lunch at Muten Kura Sushi, a relatively cheap gachapon sushi restaurant. When I say gachapon sushi, I don’t mean that it's served in one or you buy them to order. It's the chance to win one for every ten plates slipped into the slot. A cheap ploy to get people to order more. A gimmick that had me by the leash.

With a sliver of hope, I wanted there to be no waits but you know I didn't get my way. Only on a second attempt no thanks to me, did we secure a ticket for a meal at 14:30 (late lunches, as always). In the meantime, we walked over to Sunshine City, home to the Mega Pokémon Center where I was met with dissatisfaction. Nothing appealed to me: no dumb cards, posters, art assets or collectables. The only thing mega about it was: being mega packed and a mega disappointment. Coming in, I had high hopes to leave with hands full of goods, but instead, I left empty handed.

Heading back to Muten Kura, we had ample time before our number was called. With a quick tutorial on the plate mechanics, we were shown to our booth. Having just seated myself, my eyes lit up at the sight of the domed treasure chests, where I hastily snatched them up and started stacking plates. As the others were flicking through the menu, I was picking plates off the belt. Some great, some okay and some terrible.

P014JPND1622 sushi, safely tucked in its domed shell, roll down the belt.jpg
P014JPND1623A conveyor belt is lined with sushi plates.jpg
P014JPND1623B empty shells slide past with nothing to offer.jpg

Once I got my fat stack of ten, I was the first to give it a gamble. On the tablet menu, an animation of slots started to play. As the “suspense” built up, it was revealed that… I WON! On my first go, no less. Making it even more special, it was a cute One Piece x Sushi Plate gacha.

⏩ more plates and Wilson was able to thrillingly take the win for his gacha. Initially, the animation showed a defeat and as we let out a sigh of displeasure, there was a sudden reversal! Just yanking our chain, they flipped the switch and we wound up with a win.

P014JPND1624A the plates run along the belt, unknowing of its destination.jpg
P014JPND1624B the dome clamshells open up, singing their song.jpg
P014JPND1625A one person smiles for the camera, while the other is a neet dweeb.jpg
P014JPND1625B with sushi in hand, they pose for the camera.jpg

With more plates stacked to our table, we surmised that it took about one in five plates to be on the receiving end of success. With that in mind, as we were about to hit our next ten, Alex motioned to do his set but in swooped Viv with her’s. As sneaky as that snipe was, the gacha gods weren’t all too pleased and thus rained down fury upon her (a loss). Alex then took his belated shot and what do you know, he won.

P014JPND1626 girl poking her tongue out at the camera.jpg
P014JPND1627 girl waiting for the sushi to be delivered.jpg

After some more delicious soosh, Carolyn obtained her gacha and Vivian remained to be the only gacha-less individual har har! At this point, our plate count was an uneven amount that desired to be a nice rounded number. With another ten plate milestone we were provided with a resounding nope. Okay, we were still good to eat some more. What’s another ten?

Hey, so it’s been a while since we’ve had a LUANtics moment... As I was about to slot one of the plates, I came to a skidding halt as cautioned by my friends. Here, I noticed that even though I retained the plate, it still counted towards the total. 💡! I could cheat the system 😏.

Brilliant! Genius! The epitome... of idiocy. With many plates sent to the machine using my devious plan, Alex voiced concerns about the validity of it all. Stopping to think about what he said rationally, I concluded that I’m a dumbass.

Slapped senseless with that reality check, we were back to ordering plates but we were reaching full capacity. You might ask why we were still trying. Why not go to an actual machine and be done with it all. Well, we were too far gone and invested too much to give up now.

To reach our goal, we ended up downing about 10 plates of pineapple; they were the easiest to power through with its sweet taste and small size. There was so much pineapple that the adjacent table were in disbelief and who knows what the guys at the back thought.

P014JPND1628A plates of pineapple swooseh to our side.jpg
P014JPND1628B pineapple ready to be sacrificed to the sushi gods.jpg

Eventually, the last gacha was ours. It only came at the cost of some hurt pride and battered egos but the satisfying meal, cheap prices and cute little gacha made up for that...ish.

Leaving well fed, we wandered Shinjuku’s shops before night fell, where I experienced a little déjà vu. In my first trip to Japan, I made the long trek out to Artnia, the official Square Enix café and merch store. In that trip, I was unable to visit due to the New Year closures. This time round, I was still disappointed but not due to its closure. Like the Pokémon Center, I found the range of products lacking and the exorbitant prices plenty. Underwhelming to say the least.

P014JPND1629 little alleyway decorated with dozens of fairy lights.jpg
P014JPND1631 Artnia's egg shaped building lit up by the surrounding lights.jpg
P014JPND1632A large Final Fantasy crystal suspended by wires.jpg
P014JPND1632B balls of replica Materia in with water raining down.jpg

Continuing the shop, we crossed into a not-as-eccentric Harajuku. Home to our respective visits to: Alice on Wednesday, Kiddy Land and Kawaii Monster Café. Alice was all right, nothing special. Its novel small entrance and thematic décor would definitely appeal to fans. The product range was unique and spanned across many levels but had pricey tags attached.

P014JPND1633A plates of pineapple swooseh to our side.jpg
P014JPND1633B pineapple ready to be sacrificed to the sushi gods.jpg
P014JPND1634 eerie Cheshire Cat smile.jpg

Kiddy Land~ One of my favourite stores, amplifying my juvenile needs and desires. Again, bringing it back to my first trip out, I visited Kiddy Land and found my dear Perry the platypus plush. It required no thinking and I brought him into my arms instantly. Coming back, I didn’t find anything matching that level of amazement. But… a few notches down from that, we found… Beyblades! Alex and I were hit with a wave of nostalgia, and decided to take a trip down memory lane. Pacing back and forth, we debated long and hard about the tough decision ahead of us. Not that it mattered, not with us two in the mix… this purchase was inevitable.

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Walking around the corner, we were presented with a long escalator to Kawaii Monster Café. As we walked through the entrance doors, we left normal and stepped into the world of a bygone eccentric Harajuku era. The décor was incredible - it’s so in your face and full of character. Keeping up the whacky theme, the food served was equally as novel. Obviously, you’re not here getting Michelin quality grub but it’s not the worst in the world (unless you order the salad. “sodium personified”, according to Carolyn).

P014JPND1635 giant horse head sipping lights through a straw.jpg
P014JPND1636 large cake prop that spins around like a Merry-Go-Round.jpg
P014JPND1637A lonely man sits at the bar, in hopes to pick up women.jpg
P014JPND1638 animal heads suspended among its baby bottle brethren.jpg
P014JPND1639A ice cream and cereal in a dog bowl.jpg
P014JPND1639B spaghetti made to look like a painter's palette.jpg
P014JPND1640A a monstrous burger creation at Kawaii Monster Cafe.jpg
P014JPND1640B boy going ham at the monstrous burger creation.jpg
P014JPND1641 boothed dining area in Kawaii Monster Cafe.jpg
P014JPND1642A an open dining area in Kawaii Monster Cafe.jpg
P014JPND1642B the bar area in Kawaii Monster Cafe.jpg
P014JPND1643A a non-rideable Merry-Go-Round with plasticly frosted objects.jpg
P014JPND1643B crazy decoration inside the Kawaii Monster Cafe.jpg

Once home, I immediately tore through my spoils of the day. Quickly assembling our Beyblades, we were cooped by the bathroom sink letting it riiiip! all night.

Thanks for reading and join me next time as we burn some rubber on the streets of Tokyo while fishing for attention.