033: 2022 Formula 1 Australian Grand Prix [Pt. 1 of 4]

Casting our minds back to the want-to-be forgotten year of 2020, Formula 1’s season starter in Australia was underway. Or so we thought… as we know, that year saw the cancellation of the Australian grand prix - as did the following season. Not to mention my much anticipated trip to Japan to see the Olympics (still salty). Now.. after two long years, the race returned and with new regulations to boot. I thought to myself that there was no better way to celebrate this occasion than to go see it live in the flesh.

It was early December when the tickets were made available to purchase for the general public. Most of the tickets worth anything were snatched by pre-sale folks, leaving me with pleb general admission tickets. Although, I did manage one Fangio grandstand for Free Practice.

Yay…

Though I am an avid motorsport enjoyer, I only attended a track event for the first time just a few months before. It was for the Australian Superbike Championship at the Bend and I was like a lost lamb wandering around the track (and surprisingly, the garage area). It was an absolute slog to traverse the track but there were plenty of spots to view the action decently as it wasn’t that populated. Although, in saying that, it was hard to get a picture of the whole race due to the lack of race coverage. Now… coming to a sport that’s become wildly more popular and held on the streets of a well populated city… With my lame GA ticket, I was even more uncertain of what we would be able to see come race weekend.

Months passed and time had whizzed by without notice. Everything was locked in and all that remained were the few weeks left to wait — and boy did those weeks take their sweet time.

Preface over, it was time to depart the city that once held the event and towards the city that currently holds it now. My first ever grand prix experience.

welcome back melbo.ourne banner sign

Are they saying boo or boo urns?

Day 01 Thursday – Trackside Tourists


Being Melbourne, we were able to freely travel to the circuit with ease, thanks to their extensive tram network — If only I knew that prior to paying for and loading up a new travel card.. that also expires for whatever reason.

From the tram stop, I could already hear the faint “nhhhheeeeows”. Within a few hundred metres, the distant droning became throatier as the S5000 V8s zoomed around. Upon arriving at the relatively empty gate 9, it was a not-so-thorough security check and I was officially at the 2022 Formula 1 Australian Grand Prix. Directly ahead of the gate was the straight after turn 10 and boy was I ever close to the track. As the S5000s rocketed past, I could feel my organs reverberate through my body.

supercar hino turns apex

Pictured: not the S5000s

supercars optus in fence gap
track marshal standing next to mic
stack of coloured tires

Continuing along the circuit, I found myself hanging out at the Lauda grandstand for the majority of the day. Here, I noticed that there was a decent turnout given that there was no F1 action. That and there were a lot of school kids. Some of which were primary school aged and, from what I saw, without adult supervision…

Besides that, seeing the Supercars and Porsche Carrera Cup was pretty sweet. Definitely not as deafening as the S5000 cars but uncomfortable over prolonged periods, I found. Bursting eardrums aside, I just love how visually gorgeous those Porsches were. The sleek designs just ooze with timeless elegance.

dexion porsche rear
printech porsche rearside
bob jane t mart porsche side
cat porsche rear left
wash it porsche left side
hallmarc porsche rear left
bob jane tmarts porsche mid motion
hire a hubby porsche side
bremtec brakes bob jane tmarts porsche livery
hyundai forklifts porsche
porsche centre melbourne livery porsche
monochrome bitcoin livery porsche
local legends livery porsche
psa group livery posrche
mccarthy prestige livery porsche

Quick RAF show break. Cool stuff.

raf roulettes soaring
raf roulette air show
raf roulettes triangle formation
raf roulette triangle formation in sky
camera man resting
formula 1 cargo in nets

Supercars time

sct logistics holden commodore supercar
penrite ford mustang supercar
flex ford mustang supercar
shell v-power ford mustang supercar
monster energy ford mustang supercar
nti holden commodore supercar
middy's electrical holden commodore supercar
ampol red bull holden commodore supercar

They fixed it with tape. haha Love it.

ampol red bull holden commodore supercar

Tape!

rj batteries holden commodore supercar
penrite ford mustang supercar
subway holden commodore supercar
coca-cola holden commodore supercar
castrol ford mustang supercar
battered ampol red bull holden commodore supercar
sct logistics holden commodore supercar
ampol red bull holden commodore supercar
smoke rising from city skyline

Randomly saw smoke in the distance. Definitely a fire

burson autoparts s5000
hi-tech fixed services s5000
valvoline s5000
lj building livery s5000
ucs group s5000
burson autoparts s5000
s5000 car on tow truck bed

By far the worst thing to showcase over the weekend was the speed comparison promotion event. A GR Yaris going up against a Porsche Taycan and a Supercar. The spectacle before my eyes was incredibly boring and lacklustre. Nothing really happened… Three cars went around a track really boringly. It just lacked any real oomph or pizzazz.

toyota gr yaris speeding

Like… add the F1 cars or something

Back for more Porsches!

hire a hubby livery porsche
team porsche new zealand
timken livery porsche
monochrome bitcoin livery porsche
sp tools livery porsche
bob jane tmarts monster wheels livery porsche
monochrome bitcoin livery porsche
porsche centre melbourne motorsport livery porsche
hastings deering cat livery porsche
printech livery porsche
dexion livery porsche
dayco livery porsche
bob jane tmarts bremtec brakes livery porsche
hyundai forklifts livery porsche
bob jane tmarts monster wheels livery porsche
grove livery porsche
miles pro am porsche
hastings deering cat porsche
printech livery porsche
vcm performance livery porsche
dayco livery porsche
bob jane tmarts bremtec brakes porsche
hyundai forklifts livery porsche
grove livery porsche
bob jane tmarts monster wheels livery porsche
miles pro am driver porsche
printech livery porsche
vcm performance porsche
hastings deering cat porsche
blue and pink simple porsche
marshal security leaning on barrier

Chill

dayco livery porsche
broken down porsche on truck flatbed
marshals clearing the track with broom

Some non-racing sights dotted around the track

colourful balloons
full scale built lego mclaren f1
full scale built lego mclaren f1
people working on s5000 car
s5000 pit garage
an exposed s5000 car
outside the garage for alpine f1 team
outside the aston martin f1 garage

As the day went on and the sun set, we had traversed our way to the first corner before the first day’s activities concluded. It was in my intention to find a decent spot to view the qualification and race but that didn’t happen, soooo... best of luck to me.

s5000 through s bends and backfire
instagram scene
city skyline of Melbourne
Red Bull F1 car cockpit
rear view of Red Bull F1 championship winner car
front wing and nose of Red Bull F1 car
Red Bull F1 championship winner car
rear view of the Honda Red Bull F1 car
rear wheel of F1 car
sponsors on an F1 engine cover
F1 front wheel with Pirelli p zero
KFC audi r8 gt car

Dunno why, but I never saw this again.

bmw 2002
race style bmw m3 e30
line up of minis
front end line up of classic fords
rear view of classic fords lined up

Reaching the end of the first day, I had a pretty good time. I was ready to see what the rest of the weekend had in store. Thank you for reading this ever slightly Porsche filled post.